The reason to buy a white leather couch when you have kids
Written by SuzeEver noticed how a house with kids is never like the magazines?
Are adverts for household furniture and haberdashery ever aimed at parents?
This is how they should sell household items to parents or future parents....
White couches - the perfect backdrop for a child to draw in pen or texta;
- Glass top dining tables - because fingerprints are unique, and you won't be able to miss them all over the glass;
- Plush carpet - somewhere for Lego to hide in, until someone steps on it!
- Open book cases - because children need to improve their gross motor skills with their climbing;
- Cupboards and shelving - Less is more - says no child ever. Empty space is a fantasy, so fill it up;
- Decorative artefacts - to reinforce the science of energy - balls and flying objects gravitate right for these items, or gravity somehow sends them south smashing onto the floor;
- Fluffy towels and high thread sheets - extremely versatile items, can be used to dry the dog, play tug-of-war, as a floor covering and general all-round muck up cleaner;
- Desk/Coffee table - the perfect dumping ground asset, somewhere to put mail, school notes, earphones, lunch boxes and odd socks.
- Low television cabinet - because children are tactile beings so can touch and kiss the television and are inquisitive so need to touch all those remotes and digital equipment attached.
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